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College – 12/07/2025 7:30 pm – Austin – ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT: THE SUNDAY HAROLD
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General Admission – 04/16/2026 7:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – BEANS: NIGHT SCHOOL
$10.00IMPROV / FREE PARKING Class is in session — and it’s never been this funny. Join Beans for Night School, a riotous evening of off-the-cuff comedy and curious learning. Each show kicks off with a special guest from the community—maybe a park ranger, a tattoo artist, a librarian who moonlights as a DJ, or a former rodeo clown—who schools us on their weird, wild, or wonderfully specific passion or expertise.…Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/16/2026 8:30 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – COLDTOWNE SHOWDOWNE
$10.00$1.96
$11.96IMPROV / FREE PARKING Two Rootin' Tootin' Improv Posses performs and competes for the audience's votes. Democracy, y'all.Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/16/2026 8:30 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – POLLY WOLLY: LIVE AT COLDTOWNE
$25.00Polly Wolly brings her sharp, unapologetic blend of stand-up comedy and comedy rap to the stage for a high-energy headlining set you won’t forget. Known for her dark humor, fearless honesty, and viral comedy songs, Polly turns real life into laugh-out-loud storytelling — covering everything from family, relationships, and Jewish culture to the absurdity of modern life. Her performances are bold, interactive, and wildly unpredictable, blending music and stand-up in a way that…Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/17/2026 10:00 pm – Austin – THE LATE MIC
Suggested Price: $0.00STAND UP // FREE SHOW // FREE PARKING The Late Mic brings some of the best stand-up comedians in Austin to ColdTowne to try out their new material. Come see these comics now for free before they blow up! Hosted by Joe Green @joey_prosciutto and James Carrigan @cariganandagainAdd to cart -
General Admission – 04/17/2026 9:00 pm – ColdTowne Cabaret – ALONG FOR THE VIBES: COMEDY + MUSIC MASHUP
$10.00$1.96
$11.96STAND UP // FREE PARKING // Music, Stand Up, Funny Bits. It's a vibe! Come along, won't you?Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/18/2026 10:30 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – BRING US YOUR GARBAGE
$10.00The average American produces 17.2 kg of garbage every 6.3 days. What is the impact on our planet and on our psyche? Bring Us Your Garbage is a satirical comedy show where your trash becomes treasure. Using audience suggestions of literal or metaphorical garbage (bad habits, exes, climate dread, that weird thing you said in 2014) this show transform waste into wild, unexpected comedy. Hannah and Beto attempt to save…Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/18/2026 11:00 am – ColdTowne Main Stage – STORY STARTS: IMPROV FOR KIDS AND THEIR ADULTS
$6.00$1.17
$7.17IMPROV / FREE PARKING ColdTowne's Youth Program, Excused Absence Comedy, invites you to Story Starts, our weekly Improv show for kids and families. Fully improvised, interactive, and original comedy performed by a fantastic adult cast with the help of our audience. How does it work? Using audience suggestions and inviting volunteers to join us onstage as characters, objects, and sound effects, we create a one-of-a-kind theatrical experience. It's silly, high…Add to cart -
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General Admission – 04/18/2026 9:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – FATHER FIGURES
Original price was: $15.00.$10.00Current price is: $10.00.$1.96
$11.96Father Figures invites you to a live sketch-and-improv show that’s equal parts sexy, messy, and hilarious. It’s a rom-com for grown-ups: part laugh-out-loud chaos, part heart-thumping connection, all wrapped up in an evening that feels like a flirty, unpredictable date. Scenes are part scripted, part improvised from your suggestions, so the sparks are as real as the laughs. ✨🔥 Written & performed by: Syd Goin, Sean Gubitosi, Logan Lasiter, Mike…Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/19/2026 5:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – EXCUSED ABSENCE: ALL-AGES IMPROV
$6.00$1.17
$7.17You like comedy. Your kids like comedy. Why not see a live show that works for both of you? ExAb Nights feature live Improv, Sketch and Stand Up for all-ages audiences. Seriously funny acts with a PG sensibility, these shows give young audiences chances to see high quality live comedy. They also give young comedians the chance to perform for the wider public and for the "Improv Curious" to take…Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/19/2026 6:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – UCB Teacher Show + Student Lottery Jam
$10.00Come throw your name in the hat to Jam with the cast of ASSSSCAT & The UCB Teachers!Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/19/2026 6:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – UCB Teacher Show + Student Lottery Jam
$10.00Come throw your name in the hat to Jam with the cast of ASSSSCAT & The UCB Teachers!Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/19/2026 8:00 pm – ColdTowne Cabaret – My Three Stooges Fan Fiction.
$10.00VARIETY / FREE PARKING "It's exactly what it sounds like." - WB Join comedian and life-long Stooge fan Wallis Brown, and discover a world full of drama, romance, and passionate slapstick.Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/23/2026 7:00 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – COLDTOWNE CLASS ACT
$10.00$1.96
$11.96IMPROV / FREE PARKING These brave souls stared straight into the looming unknown and embraced it. We invite you to attend their improv class showcase to witness the results of that embrace. After, you can treat your friends to a drink where they'll explain to you what 'Yes, and' means. Breathe deep. It's all going to be okay.Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/23/2026 8:30 pm – ColdTowne Main Stage – COLDTOWNE SHOWDOWNE
$10.00$1.96
$11.96IMPROV / FREE PARKING Two Rootin' Tootin' Improv Posses performs and competes for the audience's votes. Democracy, y'all.Add to cart -
General Admission – 04/24/2026 10:00 pm – Austin – THE LATE MIC
Suggested Price: $0.00STAND UP // FREE SHOW // FREE PARKING The Late Mic brings some of the best stand-up comedians in Austin to ColdTowne to try out their new material. Come see these comics now for free before they blow up! Hosted by Joe Green @joey_prosciutto and James Carrigan @cariganandagainAdd to cart