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ColdTowne Main Stage
SKETCH

FATHER FIGURES: BE F**KING FOR REAL

The troupe behind Love Trapped, Left on Read, Uncut, and Our House Rules invites you to their newest original sketch revue, Be F**king For Real—an irreverent excavation of the systems, social performances, and deeply convincing bullshit we’ve all somehow agreed to participate in. From performative allyship…

ColdTowne Cabaret
STAND UP

WOKE COWBOY

STAND UP // FREE PARKING  

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV IMPROVISED PLAY

The Players

An Improvised Play that Goes Awry It's the Final Dress Rehearsal of a world-premiere play inspired by YOU. Will the play go off without a hitch or will the play go wrong? Inspired by Noises Off, The Play that Goes…

ColdTowne Cabaret
STAND UP VARIETY

BROADLY ENTERTAINING REVUE

DOORS 9:30 // SHOW AT 10PM // FREE PARKING A unique variety show with some of Austin's funniest and most memorable performers, working out new material alongside their well-polished gems. Hosted by Jamie Rosler, an improviser, wedding officiant, and former Jeopardy! contestant…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UNSOLVED CONSPIRACIES

IMPROV // FREE PARKING Unsolved Conspiracies, the audience suggestion takes us down a rabbit hole of absurd investigations, preposterous presumptions, and corny queries. Unsolved Conspiracies, in a word, is LAUGHABLE. __ All sales are final. The show starts at the…

ColdTowne Main Stage
ALL-AGES IMPROV

EXCUSED ABSENCE: ALL-AGES IMPROV

You like comedy. Your kids like comedy. Why not see a live show that works for both of you? ExAb Nights feature live Improv, Sketch and Stand Up for all-ages audiences. Seriously funny acts with a PG sensibility, these shows…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT!

IMPROV // FREE PARKING All Night, All Night, All Night is the recipient of the 2025 B. Iden Payne Best Improv Comedy Troupe, and runner up in the Austin Chronicle Reader's Poll for Best Comedy Troupe. Come see why Sunday…

ColdTowne Cabaret
CLOWN

CLOWN CARBONARA: PANTALONE’S

CLOWN / FREE PARKING It’s 30 minutes before dinner service on a warm, fall evening. Patrons pile outside the doors of what used to be the Coldtowne Cabaret, waiting for their seat at one of the few high demand tables…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB LLOYD NIGHT

Making their Austin TX debut at ColdTowne Theater, UCB’s house improv ensembles perform every other Sunday! Lloyd Night is UCB’s bi-weekly improv show featuring homegrown teams at the top of their game performing The Harold. Your UCBATX Lloyd Teams:  …

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB HAROLD NIGHT

Making their Austin TX debut at ColdTowne Theater, UCB’s house improv ensembles perform every Thursday! Harold Night is UCB’s long-running weekly improv show featuring homegrown teams at the top of their game performing, you guessed it, The Harold. Your UCB…

ColdTowne Main Stage
COMPETITION IMPROV

GEEESE! 3-ON-3 IMPROV CHAMPIONS NIGHT

IMPROV / FREE PARKING Congratulations to Chase Preston, Kat Bell, Jesse Atkinson for their epic win of this year's 3-on-3 Improv Tournament. Come celebrate their win with a chill evening of improv where everything is made up and nothing matters.…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV STORYTELLING

STOOL PIGEON: STORYTELLING & IMPROV COMEDY

STORYTELLING & IMPROV // FREE PARKING ColdTowne Theater's flagship storytelling & improv show is BACK! Featuring an All-Star cast and a guest storyteller each week. The improv comedians of Stool Pigeon hang on the words of our guest storyteller and mine…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

MISTERIOS PRESENTS

IMPROV / FREE PARKING Welcome to La Washateria, where everyone's dirty laundry is on display. Watch the messy reality of human beings crossing paths while waiting for their clothes to dry. From dramatic confrontations by the vending machines, to secret…

ColdTowne Cabaret
STAND UP

THE LATE MIC

STAND UP // FREE SHOW // FREE PARKING The Late Mic brings some of the best stand-up comedians in Austin to ColdTowne to try out their new material. Come see these comics now for free before they blow up! It…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

1-800-CHANGED MY LIFE

IMPROV / FREE PARKING Let’s sit down and chat and tell you some of our stories… and hey, who knows, maybe those stories will inspire a few improv scenes along the way. Heads up: they will.   The Living Room is…

ColdTowne Main Stage
ALL-AGES IMPROV

STORY STARTS: IMPROV FOR KIDS AND THEIR ADULTS

IMPROV / FREE PARKING ColdTowne's Youth Program, Excused Absence Comedy, invites you to Story Starts, our weekly Improv show for kids and families.  Fully improvised, interactive, and original comedy performed by a fantastic adult cast with the help of our…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB CLASS SHOW: IMPROV 101

IMPROV / FREE PARKING The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's legendary comedy classes now have a home right here in Austin at ColdTowne Theater. Students learn the fundamentals of improvisation including agreement, active listening, portraying characters, playing to the top of…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB CLASS SHOW: IMPROV 201

IMPROV / FREE PARKING The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's legendary comedy classes now have a home right here in Austin at ColdTowne Theater. Students learn the fundamentals of improvisation including agreement, active listening, portraying characters, playing to the top of…

ColdTowne Main Stage
SKETCH

FATHER FIGURES: BE F**KING FOR REAL

The troupe behind Love Trapped, Left on Read, Uncut, and Our House Rules invites you to their newest original sketch revue, Be F**king For Real—an irreverent excavation of the systems, social performances, and deeply convincing bullshit we’ve all somehow agreed to participate in. From performative allyship…

ColdTowne Cabaret
STAND UP

COMING OUT: A QUEER STAND UP SHOWCASE

A standup showcase of Austin's top queer comedians! Join us for a night of unapologetic hilarity that transcends boundaries and proves laughter knows no labels. Come for the jokes, stay for the community, and leave with a pocket full of…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV IMPROVISED PLAY

The Players

An Improvised Play that Goes Awry It's the Final Dress Rehearsal of a world-premiere play inspired by YOU. Will the play go off without a hitch or will the play go wrong? Inspired by Noises Off, The Play that Goes…

ColdTowne Cabaret
VARIETY

STAR SYNC!! *LIP-SYNC COMPETITION*

Lights!  Talent!  Action!   It’s… STAR SYNC!!  These top performers from the greatest generation of music let their mouths and moves do the singing for them!  Witness it to believe it!   Join a LIVE “studio” audience for a showcase…

ColdTowne Main Stage
CLOWN VARIETY

CLOWN-TOWNE “BRING US YOUR GARBAGE”

The average American produces 17.2 kg of garbage every 6.3 days. What is the impact on our planet and on our psyche? Bring Us Your Garbage is a satirical comedy show where your trash becomes treasure. Using audience suggestions of…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB CLASS SHOW: IMPROV 201

IMPROV / FREE PARKING The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's legendary comedy classes now have a home right here in Austin at ColdTowne Theater. Students learn the fundamentals of improvisation including agreement, active listening, portraying characters, playing to the top of…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT!

IMPROV // FREE PARKING All Night, All Night, All Night is the recipient of the 2025 B. Iden Payne Best Improv Comedy Troupe, and runner up in the Austin Chronicle Reader's Poll for Best Comedy Troupe. Come see why Sunday…

ColdTowne Cabaret
CLOWN

CLOWN CARBONARA: PANTALONE’S

CLOWN / FREE PARKING It’s 30 minutes before dinner service on a warm, fall evening. Patrons pile outside the doors of what used to be the Coldtowne Cabaret, waiting for their seat at one of the few high demand tables…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

FUN-EMPLOYED! + EMAILS FROM MY FATHER

Fired? Quit? Laid-off? Caught in a pyramid scheme? We want to hear your story and how you found fun in an otherwise scary time. The comedians of Fun-employed will turn your tough time of turmoil into comedy gold that will…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

UCB HAROLD NIGHT

Making their Austin TX debut at ColdTowne Theater, UCB’s house improv ensembles perform every Thursday! Harold Night is UCB’s long-running weekly improv show featuring homegrown teams at the top of their game performing, you guessed it, The Harold. Your UCB…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV

THE KNUCKLEBALL NOW

IMPROV // FREE PARKING   Even though TKN was established in 2004, these grizzled vets of the Austin Improv Community have been creating scriptless comedy together since the late 90s. Hairlines may have receded, but the speed in which these…

ColdTowne Main Stage
IMPROV STORYTELLING

STOOL PIGEON: STORYTELLING & IMPROV COMEDY

STORYTELLING & IMPROV // FREE PARKING ColdTowne Theater's flagship storytelling & improv show is BACK! Featuring an All-Star cast and a guest storyteller each week. The improv comedians of Stool Pigeon hang on the words of our guest storyteller and mine…