THE BEST LIL HAHA HOUSE IN TEXAS

SPECIAL EVENTS

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This hilarious musical tells the story of Bud and Doug, two best pals putting on a show together because they just love each other so damn much. It’s art imitating life imitating art!

SCOTT COLLINS

Live in the ColdTowne Cabaret!

June 28 Doors at 7:oo

“The Village” blends stand up comedy, poetry, and live folk music harking back to the Greenwich Village New York City folk scene of the 1960s. 

Singer songwriter Scott Collins knows the value of storytelling. And fans in Austin and beyond are listening to his brand of well-crafted Americana, so much in fact, that the Austin dMayor declared January 31st “Scott Collins Day” in 2019. The artist is also a KUTX favorite, and the tastemaker radio station described his songs as “filled to the brim with poignant emotions, deeply personal storytelling and honest-to-God wisdom,” where Austin City Limits Executive Producer Terry Lickona observes that his songs “sound authentic, yet very modern. (They) stay with you, and that’s a 
good sign.” 

Celebrating Pride!

“All Made Up” Drag Storytelling and Improv Comedy

Saturdays in June @ 8:oo pm

Each week will feature a guest storyteller from Austin’s Drag Community and an All-star cast of Improv Comedians. 

SEXTET PRIDE MONTH ENCORE!

Saturday June 29 at 7:oo

Sextet is a fully improvised romantic comedy about three couples. Each performance explores the love the characters have for each other, and the platonic love they feel for their friends outside their partnership.

 

THURSDAYS

Mother Wound and The Cuddle Squad

Thursdays @ 7:00pm

Mother Wound storms each stage they take on with all the drama, reckless behavior and profound introspection into the hurt only a mother can provide. They were nominated for Best New Troupe at the 2023 B. Iden Payne Awards and if you don’t come to this show they’ll freeze ur bra!!
The Cuddle Squad is a comedy collective made up of filmmakers Jon Michael Simpson, C. Bailey Werner, and Jeff McQuitty who are not afraid to sing when needed. Follow them @cuddlesquad. 
 

Friends For Now

Thursdays @ 8:00pm

Starring familiar faces and new cast members!
FEATURING Veteran Improv Troupes, Up-and-coming performers, and surprise guests. 

FRIDAYS

ALONG FOR THE VIBES

First Fridays Doors at 8:oo in the ColdTowne Cabaret

An evening of Improvised Music and Stand Up Comedy in the ColdTowne Cabaret!

The Rendezvous

Fridays @ 8:00 PM

The Rendezvous is an hour of close quarters improv comedy where you decide the location and the cast performs a completely improvised play. Every week, the cast explores a new location with multiple rooms that contain a myriad of characters. 

HOT WATER

Fridays 9:00 PM

See what kind of hot water these comedians get themselves into every Friday night!

Featuring; STUPID BUT BRAVE

THOSE WHO DARE and ON TIME

Fridays at 7:oo PM

Two totally awesome ColdTowne House Teams co-headline your weekend kick-off. 

WOKE COWBOY

Second Fridays Doors at 8:oo in the ColdTowne Cabaret

Woke Cowboy is a stand-up showcase that highlights diverse voices in the Austin comedy scene.

SATURDAYS

Story Starts

Improv Comedy Shows for Kids & Families

Saturdays @ 11am

ColdTowne’s Youth Program, Excused Absence Comedy, is delighted to bring back our weekly Improv shows for kids and families! Story Starts is a fully improvised, interactive, original comedy performed by our adult cast with the help of our audience. 

Celebrating Pride!

“All Made Up” Drag Storytelling and Improv Comedy

Saturdays in June @ 8:oo pm

Each week will feature a guest storyteller from Austin’s Drag Community and an All-star cast of Improv Comedians. 

AM I THE ASSHOLE?

July 06 and 27

The show that places you in the center of the drama. Inspired by the subreddit thread r/AITA, this show explores personal stories that will leave you wondering- am I the asshole?

SHOWDOWNE

Saturdays @ 10pm

At this competitive improv show, the audience votes for the team they want to see move on to the next week.

SUNDAYS

The Sunday Harold

Starring All Night, All Night, All Night

Sundays @ 8pm

The best of the best improv comedy theaters around the world perform the Harold, and ColdTowne Theater is pleased to host this evening with some of our city’s finest improv-comedians.

half empty / half full

Sunday June 23 at 8:30 PM

A competition of wits between optimists and pessimists. Hosted by Valerie Nies

Unsolved Conspiracies
with Switchblade

4th Sundays at 6:3o pm

In Unsolved Conspiracies, the audience suggestion takes us down a rabbit hole of absurd investigations, preposterous presumptions, and corny queries. Unsolved Conspiracies, in a word, is LAUGHABLE.

Hysteria

A Comedy Variety Show
About Bodily Autonomy

First Sunday of every month @ 6:30pm

Audiences have called it “too political” and “an important period piece everyone needs to see” and “don’t ever stop.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll help fund safe abortions and trans-affirming care for Texans. Sync up your cycle and save your seat!

The ColdTowne Open Mic


FREE SHOW! Sundays at 6:30

This open mic is NO JOKE. Rochelle McConico and Terrance Yon will be your guides. Every Sunday in the ColdTowne Cabaret.
Wanna to get on stage? Sign up here.