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SPECIAL EVENTS

Everything You Wanted to Know About White Supremacy…

Saturdays at 8:30pm April 13 – May 18

EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT WHITE SUPREMACY* (*but were too afraid to ask), is a satirical sketch revue exploring white supremacy’s grip on America through comedy. The show isn’t designed to solve racism (or offer any REAL answers) but rather highlight the absurdity, and horror, of it all.

CELEBRATING AAPI HERITAGE MONTH

SATURDAY MAY 11 AT 7:00

Easy A is a show where Asian comedians do their dirtiest material. This AAPI Heritage month, we have Ajit Krishnamoorthy, Loretta Powers and Chris Chan! Hosted by Yola Jean Lu.

AUSTIN SKETCH FEST!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

Austin Sketch Fest, the annual comedy institution produced by ColdTowne Theater, is back for its 15th year with four nights of the best live scripted comedy in the country from May 23 – 26, 2024.

KATE HERON

“The Village” combines comedy and folk music harking back to New York’s folk scene of the 60’s.

Kate Heron, 2024 NPR Tiny Desk Top Shelf Highlight, is an indie artist based in Austin, TX. Originally from Chicago, IL, her voice and songs have quickly captured the attention of audiences in the Austin music scene.

Friday May 03 Doors at 7:00 in the ColdTowne Cabaret

JAM-STROCH

We hate see you leave but we love to watch you go.

Sunday May 12 at 9:15PM

COME ONE, COME ALL AND HELP US SEND CODLTOWNE FOUNDER MICHAEL JASTROCH OFF TO GREENER PASTURES.

EMPTY PROMISES

REUNION SPECIAL

Sunday May 19 at 9:3oPM

Empty Promises has been in quarantine for 5 years, but they haven’t lost their wits. Witness their return on May 19. Starring: Nathan Sowell, Sanjay Rao, Alejandro Garcia, Eli Eidson, Matt Needles, Matthew Stoner

THURSDAYS

CLASS ACT

IT’S SHOWTIME!

This show is no joke! It’s a special occasion and a celebration! Come see your coworkers, friends, and family take the stage, some for the first time. They could be ‘the next big thing.’ and you’ll say you saw them when….

Friends For Now

Thursdays @ 8:00pm

Starring familiar faces and new cast members!

FEATURING Veteran Improv Troupes, Up-and-coming performers, and surprise guests.

TEXASS:
A Queer Comedy Show

Every other Thursday at 9:30pm

Howdy cowboys, cowgirls, and all cowfolk! Come on down to the ColdTowne Theater to check out our show — an inclusive night of horsin’ around with some of the funniest LGBTQ+ comedians from across the country.

It’s Cards Against Humanity Live!

Thursday May 16 at 9:30pm

1. You Make Black Cards

2. Comics Do Jokes…you get it.

FRIDAYS

THOSE WHO DARE and ON TIME

Fridays at 7:oo PM

Two totally awesome ColdTowne House Teams co-headline your weekend kick-off.

The Rendezvous

Fridays @ 8:00 PM

The Rendezvous is an hour of close quarters improv comedy where you decide the location and the cast performs a completely improvised play. Every week, the cast explores a new location with multiple rooms that contain a myriad of characters.

HOT WATER

Fridays 9:00 PM

See what kind of hot water these comedians get themselves into every Friday night!

Featuring; STUPID BUT BRAVE

WOKE COWBOY

Friday May 10 Doors at 8:oo in the ColdTowne Cabaret

Woke Cowboy is a stand-up showcase that highlights diverse voices in the Austin comedy scene.

THE OWL

FREE SHOW! Fridays @ 10:3o pm

ColdTowne is dialing in a new frequency Fridays at 10:30! Join a hilarious cavalcade of improv comedians kicking it old-school on hot mics, presented without interruption. This show is FREE / ‘Pay what you can’.

Symply Courtney & Friends

Friday May 03 doors @ 8:0o pm in the ColdTowne Cabaret

Symply Courtney brings together some of his favorite performers in Austin Comedy’s growing comedy scene. Featuring Music by R.L. Stein

IT’S ATX vs. THE BIG D

Friday May 17 doors @ 8:0o pm in the ColdTowne Cabaret

Presented by Laugh League. It’s a no holds bard battle of wits featuring comics from Dallas and Austin, TX.

SATURDAYS

Story Starts

Improv Comedy Shows for Kids & Families

Saturdays @ 11am

ColdTowne’s Youth Program, Excused Absence Comedy, is delighted to bring back our weekly Improv shows for kids and families! Story Starts is a fully improvised, interactive, original comedy performed by our adult cast with the help of our audience.

Everything You Wanted to Know About White Supremacy…

Saturdays at 8:30pm April 13 – May 18

EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT WHITE SUPREMACY* (*but were too afraid to ask), is a satirical sketch revue exploring white supremacy’s grip on America through comedy. The show isn’t designed to solve racism (or offer any REAL answers) but rather highlight the absurdity, and horror, of it all.

SHOWDOWNE

Saturdays @ 10pm

At this competitive improv show, the audience votes for the team they want to see move on to the next week.

SUNDAYS

The Sunday Harold

Starring All Night, All Night, All Night

Sundays @ 8pm

The best of the best improv comedy theaters around the world perform the Harold, and ColdTowne Theater is pleased to host this evening with some of our city’s finest improv-comedians.

Hysteria

A Comedy Variety Show
About Bodily Autonomy

First Sunday of every month @ 6:30pm

Audiences have called it “too political” and “an important period piece everyone needs to see” and “don’t ever stop.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll help fund safe abortions and trans-affirming care for Texans. Sync up your cycle and save your seat!

Unsolved Conspiracies
with Switchblade

4th Sundays at 6:3o pm

In Unsolved Conspiracies, the audience suggestion takes us down a rabbit hole of absurd investigations, preposterous presumptions, and corny queries. Unsolved Conspiracies, in a word, is LAUGHABLE.

OPUN MIC NIGHT (GET IT?)

FREE SHOW! Sunday May 19 at 7:00 PM

Comedy and poetry open mic plus improv games and optional nineties theme writing prompt to get your creative juices flowin’!

CLASS ACT

IT’S SHOWTIME!

This show is no joke! It’s a special occasion and a celebration! Come see your coworkers, friends, and family take the stage, some for the first time. They could be ‘the next big thing.’ and you’ll say you saw them when….

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